I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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