i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
ok first of all what the fuck
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