I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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