I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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