Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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