Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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