So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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