Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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