Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
they need to just BURY HIM!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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