Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sponge bath it is.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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