Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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