just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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