Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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