normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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