Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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