Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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