ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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