I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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