how can u be prego again
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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