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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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