apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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