party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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