Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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