I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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