me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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