She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
they're like a gay fantastic four
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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