windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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