Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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