A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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