Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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