franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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