I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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