operation have a gay friend backfired
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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