Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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