Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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