We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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