What did we do last night that was yellow?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
