D3 body, D1 cock
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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