what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
