No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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