its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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