Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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