the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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