If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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