That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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