no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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