Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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