NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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