Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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