What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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