ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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