My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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