oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Randomize