Already got asked if we're dating
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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