im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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